Man reenacts dog attack sounds
This guy should be a voice over for cartoon movies: The way he is able to retell the story including sound is very funny, and the remix makes it even better.
Man uses ski lift for the first time
No idea what this man was thinking when he got on the ski elevator somewhere in Utah, but he probably never expected to be known on the internet as the man who got the biggest wedgie ever in the snow.
Fat man falls on buttered floor
This is one of the older and meaner jokes in the book: Rub your floor with butter to suprise your best friend, and watch them as they fall down and nearly break something.
Meet Peanut Butter man
These kind of movies make you wonder how many people close to you have some kind of strange fetish.
How many jars of peanut butter he used remains unknown, but he probably enjoyed himself alot preparing for this video.
Lady Gaga performs ‘Telephone’ on Chatroulette
Yes yes, Lady Gaga appeared on chatroulette and sang her latest song for her biggest fans. I never realized she was that hairy, but who cares. Watch the video below!
Categories: Funny Tags: chatroulette, Funny, gaga, guy, lady, lookalike, man, singing, spoof, telephone
Man fined for slapping police woman with his genitals
This is one of the stranger news articles that appeared on the web today: Some guy got drunk, had an argument with his girlfriend, and when the police arrives at his house he lowered his pants and managed to strike her face several times with his penis.
From Daily Telegraph:
A Lithuanian man, Marium Varinauskas, has been fined for assaulting a police officer with his genitals.
The 28 year-old attempted to strike the female officer on the head after she was called out to a disturbance at his flat last year, Aberdeen Sheriff Court heard. (..)
Police were called to self-employed engineer’s home by his girlfriend who had complained about him being drunk in November last year. The court heard that when officers arrived they found the man sitting on the sofa wearing just a pair of underpants.
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch, prosecuting, told the court that officers got to his Tillydrone home just before 1am on November 15 and sat on a nearby couch.
“The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing (himself) …. forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck,” she said.
 Marium Varinauskas – "I had too much to drink and don’t remember anything"
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The court heard Varinauskas had been drinking “very heavily” and his girlfriend wanted him to leave the flat. The court was told that he was arrested and led from the building wearing only his underwear.
“He can’t remember anything but accepts that if that’s what the police say then that’s what happened,” said John Hardie, defending.He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed.”
Speaking after the attack, Varinauskas said: “I had too much to drink and don’t remember anything. I was going to bed and was just wearing my pants. I feel quite bad about it all but it’s difficult to say anything because I don’t remember.”
Sheriff Annella Cowan was told the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
She fined him £600.”
Categories: Funny Tags: aberdeen, fined, genitals, lithuanian, man, marium, officer, penis, police, slap, slapping, swaffelen, varinauskas, woman
Guinness World Record Smallest Man in the World dies
From nydailynews.com:
“Twenty-nine-inch tall He Pingping, the shortest man on record, died last week in Rome where he had gone to film a segment for a local show, a Guinness World Records spokesman announced Monday. He was 21.
The cause was heart-related, Guinness said.
Pingping, who measured 2 feet, 5 inches, was born in Wulanchabu, China, with a form of primordial dwarfism. He was officially recognized as the world’s shortest adult in March 2008.”
Looks like a cool guy to me! Too bad he passed away, may he rest in peace.
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Categories: World News Tags: china, dead, dwarf, guinness, he, man, midget, pingping, rome, smallest, world, wulanchabu
Man finds chicken head between McDonalds chicken fingers
This looks nasty, and it is disgusting if it is real: A fried chicken head in someone’s chicken fingers at McDonalds. In the age of mass production we know things like this can happen, but it must still be a horrific experience.
Kid jumps out of window onto trampoline
That is a nice faceplant, right into his mother’s arms! Looks like he isn’t too badly injured, which is a miracle if you imagine what else could have gone wrong with this stunt.
Man killed by urinating on powerline
MONTESANO, Wash. — Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.
Grays Harbor County sheriff’s Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM’-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.
However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.
Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn’t see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.
Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger’s body.
Source: freep.com
Categories: World News Tags: electrocuted, killed, man, pee, powerline, urine
