Man fined for slapping police woman with his genitals
This is one of the stranger news articles that appeared on the web today: Some guy got drunk, had an argument with his girlfriend, and when the police arrives at his house he lowered his pants and managed to strike her face several times with his penis.
From Daily Telegraph:
A Lithuanian man, Marium Varinauskas, has been fined for assaulting a police officer with his genitals.
The 28 year-old attempted to strike the female officer on the head after she was called out to a disturbance at his flat last year, Aberdeen Sheriff Court heard. (..)
Police were called to self-employed engineer’s home by his girlfriend who had complained about him being drunk in November last year. The court heard that when officers arrived they found the man sitting on the sofa wearing just a pair of underpants.
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch, prosecuting, told the court that officers got to his Tillydrone home just before 1am on November 15 and sat on a nearby couch.
“The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing (himself) …. forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck,” she said.
 Marium Varinauskas – "I had too much to drink and don’t remember anything"
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 A black eye
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The court heard Varinauskas had been drinking “very heavily” and his girlfriend wanted him to leave the flat. The court was told that he was arrested and led from the building wearing only his underwear.
“He can’t remember anything but accepts that if that’s what the police say then that’s what happened,” said John Hardie, defending.He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed.”
Speaking after the attack, Varinauskas said: “I had too much to drink and don’t remember anything. I was going to bed and was just wearing my pants. I feel quite bad about it all but it’s difficult to say anything because I don’t remember.”
Sheriff Annella Cowan was told the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
She fined him £600.”
